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/ A woman went into a hospital one day to \
| give birth. Afterwards, the doctor came |
| to her and said, "I have some... odd |
| news for you." |
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| "Is my baby all right?" the woman |
| anxiously asked. |
| |
| "Yes, he is," the doctor replied, "but |
| we don't know how. Your son (we assume) |
| was born with no body. He only has a |
| head." |
| |
| Well, the doctor was correct. The Head |
| was alive and well, though no one knew |
| how. The Head turned out to be fairly |
| normal, ignoring his lack of a body, |
| and lived for some time as typical a |
| life as could be expected under the |
| circumstances. |
| |
| One day, about twenty years after the |
| fateful birth, the woman got a phone |
| call from another doctor. The doctor |
| said, "I have recently perfected an |
| operation. Your son can live a normal |
| life now: we can graft a body onto his |
| head!" |
| |
| The woman, practically weeping with |
| joy, thanked the doctor and hung up. |
| She ran up the stairs saying, "Johnny, |
| Johnny, I have a *wonderful* surprise |
| for you!" |
| |
| "Oh no," cried The Head, "not another |
\ HAT!" /
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